Une bien bonne histoire ma foi....
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écrit par Xav le 09 avril 2002 21:13:01:
Chopée sur le forum des paneristes, qui c'est vrai sont quand même vachement moins guindés que les Tizeurs... moi ça me fait marrer..
;que chacun se retrouve dans son métier, les toubibs les informaticiens les fonctionnaires les banquiers.. il y a bien de tout chez LPDM ? :-)
Désolé c'est en Anglais mais c'est pas dur quand même....The truth about bankers...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin. "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a BANKER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
arf arf....
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