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écrit par Xav le 24 juin 2002 00:21:26:

C'est vrai quoi c'est pas souvent...;masi alors quand c'est bon c'est fun !
piqué sur Tz bien sur

Due to recent haranging about policy of TZ staff I would like to recommend the following policy be implemented w/out further ado.
1.) Addressing people:
Zoners will no longer be allowed to address other people with any of the following monikers:
Red Neck, Bubba, Yankee, damn Yankee, Rebel, Pole, ex-con, Ruskie, Jap, Jew,Indian, towel head, Kike, Dane, Frog, Chech, Draft Dodger, racist, loser, Chinaman, WASP, coward, black, red, green, white, yellow, polka dot, or stripe; male chauvinist pig, feminist, liberal, conservative, Democrat or Republican.

Nor should any reference be made to any of these organized groups : Sooners, Game Cocks, Bulldogs, Wolfpack, Irishmen, Redmen, Braves, Tigers, Keydets, Cadets, Fighting Irish, Fighting French, Fighting Italians, KKK, NOW, NWLF, DNC, RNC, Indiana militia or militia of any type; FBI, CIA, KGB, BIC, Royal Mounted Police;

2.) Sales ads:
In general there are two classifications: NewInBox and Used. If it has been out of the box for any reason it is USED. So therefore:
Zoners should refrain from using these terms in describing the product to sell:
NewInBox. LNIB. New with papers, no box. New wih box, no papers. New box and papers, but no watch; Almost new, I wore it once. Just like new except for small dent on the bezel. A gift from my wife. My wife says I must sell something, its' either the watch or my wife. NewOldStock, falls under same classification-USED.
Regarding time keeping capabilities: it runs, should suffice for all ads. Otherwise, it doesn't run.

3.) Pictures of products;
Zoners will not be allowed to post pics other than one frontal shot of the watch. Pics will not include any of the following:
Weapons,- ie knives, guns, rifles, hand guns, hand grenades, revolvers, forks, spoons, steak knives, ball point pens, fire crackers, scissors, paper clips, glue, light bulbs, paper weights, rakes, hoes, used batteries or automobiles.

Zoners will not be allowed to post pics of women, especially Anna K, nor of men, especially Tom Cruise. Trying to slip a pic in of some scantilly clad babe just because she is wearing a watch is not allowed. Also pics of wives and children will be discouraged. This is a watch site.

4.) Who can post for sale and how often;
Anyone can post one watch per week. Otherwise, go to watchnet.

5.) Other references:
References nor links can be made to: Ebob, Eboy, Ebest, Ebabe, Eboing, Ebat, Ebase, Easy, Eastwing, Westwing, or any other auction sites.

These new rules should clarify some of the complaints. If anyone or group was left out, it was purely by mistake.

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